⚠️ OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I INVENTED PARALLEL EXECUTION ⚠️ MONAD IS FAST LIKE SOTOSHI RUNNING FROM IRS ⚠️ ETHEREUM IS SLOW TURTLE ⚠️ NAD.FUN LAUNCH IMMINENT ⚠️ 10,000 TPS ⚠️

SOTOSHI
ON MONAD

🔴 REC // LIVE FEED
🔊 UNMUTE TO RESPECT!!

"I invent Parallel Execution in 2008 so I can watch TV and trade at same time.
Now I launch on Monad."

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THE TRUE STORY (NO FAKE)

Hello sirs. My name is Sotoshi Nikomito.

Many years ago, I write "Whitepoper" on napkin. I create decentralized money. But it was too slow! 1 block every 10 minutes? I CANNOT WAIT.

I try Ethereum, gas fee too high. I try Solana, chain turn off when I try to sell. Then I find MONAD.

10,000 TPS? Parallel Execution? Yes. This is Sotoshi technology. I forgot to patent it because I was eating ramen.

GMONAD, FAM.

I launch $SOTO on Nad.fun. Why? Because I have ADHD and I need transactions to be instant. This is the real Bitcoin on Monad.

TOKENOMICS (MATH IS HARD)

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

(Perfectly Parallel)

TAXES

0% / 0%

(Nad.fun Standard)

MINT

REVOKED

(Permissionless baby)